Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days

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Kirkham secretary George Shepherd said Maurice was a “club stalwart” – but his flatulence was now out of control. He said: “Maurice has done lot of good work over the years for the club. Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days a club spokesman said: “We all know about the problem and it’s been going on a while.

He said: “I think it’s because the Palace is men-only while Kirkham has ladies as well. I can let go when I like at the Palace – it’s more relaxed and so am I. It doesn’t really bother me that much now I’m getting older.

In the letter Kirkham club secretary George Shepherd warned Maurice his wind is “disgusting”. It read: “Dear Maurice after several complaints regarding your continual breaking wind farting while in the club would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors. So please take heed of this request.

Kirkham secretary George Shepherd said Maurice was a “club stalwart” – but his flatulence was now out of control. He said: “Maurice has done lot of good work over the years for the club. A club spokesman said: “We all know about the problem and it’s been going on a while.

After several complaints from members father-of-three Maurice has been told he must leave the building when he needs to break wind. The frail widower admits he has a problem but says he often cannot make it to the door in time because his explosive flatulence takes him by surprise. He blames the outbursts on the potent cider he used to drink but claims his problem is much better since he switched to bitter.

Maurice of Paignton has also been warned to stop bragging when he wins the fruit machine jackpot because it deters other members from playing. He said: “It’s only a little bit of wind – it doesn’t really hurt anyone. I sit by the door anyway and try to get out when I can.

I don’t want to offend people but I am getting on a bit. The ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. I know I’ve got a reputation but I’m much better now.

Maurice of Paignton has also been warned to stop bragging when he wins the fruit machine jackpot because it deters other members from playing. He said: “It’s only a little bit of wind – it doesn’t really hurt anyone. I sit by the door anyway and try to get out when I can. I don’t want to offend people but I am getting on a bit. The ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. I know I’ve got a reputation but I’m much better now.

He said: “I think it’s because the Palace is men-only while Kirkham has ladies as well. I can let go when I like at the Palace – it’s more relaxed and so am I. It doesn’t really bother me that much now I’m getting older.

I don’t want to offend people but I am getting on a bit. The ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. I know I’ve got a reputation but I’m much better now.

Kirkham secretary George Shepherd said Maurice was a “club stalwart” – but his flatulence was now out of control. Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days He said: “Maurice has done lot of good work over the years for the club. A club spokesman said: “We all know about the problem and it’s been going on a while.

After several complaints from members father-of-three Maurice has been told he must leave the building when he needs to break wind. The frail widower admits he has a problem but says he often cannot make it to the door in time because his explosive flatulence takes him by surprise. He blames the outbursts on the potent cider he used to drink but claims his problem is much better since he switched to bitter.

If I’ve got time and know they are coming I pop into the porch

inside the door. Grandfather-of-five Maurice who used to work at Heathrow Airport as a fork lift driver drinks at the Kirkham every day except on Mondays and Tuesdays when it is closed. On those days he drops into the nearby Palace Place club which he has frequented for the past two decades without a problem. He said: “I think it’s because the Palace is men-only while Kirkham has ladies as well.

Pensioner with ‘disgusting flatulence’ banned from breaking wind in social club Maurice Fox 77 is an honorary lifetime member of the Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton Devon. The retired bus driver has been drinking at the club for 20 years in the same chair but officials have now apparently decided enough was enough. Scroll down for more .

I can let go when I like at the Palace – it’s more relaxed and so am I. It doesn’t really bother me that much now I’m getting older.” In the letter Kirkham club secretary George Shepherd warned Maurice his wind is “disgusting”.
Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days
It read: “Dear Maurice after several complaints regarding your continual breaking wind farting while in the club would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors. So please take heed of this request.

Maurice of Paignton has also been warned to stop bragging when he wins the fruit machine jackpot because it deters other members from playing. He said: “It’s only a little bit of wind – it doesn’t really hurt anyone. I sit by the door anyway and try to get out when I can. I don’t want to offend people but I am Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days getting on a bit. The ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. I know I’ve got a reputation but I’m much better now.

I don’t want to offend people but I am getting on a bit. The ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days I know I’ve got a reputation but I’m much better now.

But Maurice – whose wife Pam died seven years ago – says he is”baffled” by the fruit machine warning because “I’ve never been in the money”. Why not be the first to send us your thoughts or debate this issue live on our message boards. We are no longer accepting comments on this article.

Maurice of Paignton has also been warned to stop bragging when he wins the fruit machine jackpot because it deters other members from playing. He said: “It’s only a little bit of wind – it doesn’t really hurt anyone. I sit by the door anyway and try to get out when I can. I don’t want to offend people but I am getting on a bit. The ladies find it a bit rude but the men have a chuckle. I know I’ve got a reputation but I’m much better now.

Pensioner with ‘disgusting flatulence’ banned from breaking wind in social club Maurice Fox 77 is an honorary lifetime member of the Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton Devon. The retired bus driver has been drinking at the club for 20 years in the same chair but officials have now apparently decided enough was enough. Scroll down for more .

After several complaints

Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days

from members father-of-three Maurice has been told he must leave the building when he needs to break wind. The frail widower admits he has a problem but says he often cannot make it to the door in time because his explosive flatulence takes him by surprise. He blames the outbursts on the potent cider he used to drink but claims his problem is much better since he switched to bitter.

After several complaints from members father-of-three Maurice has been told he must leave the building when he needs

Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days

to break wind. The frail widower admits he has a problem but says he often cannot make it to the door in time because his explosive flatulence takes him by surprise. He blames the outbursts on the potent cider he used to drink but claims his problem is much better since he switched to bitter.

After several complaints from members father-of-three Maurice has been told he must leave the building when he needs to break wind. The frail widower admits he has a problem but says he often cannot make it to the door in time because his explosive flatulence takes him by surprise. He blames the outbursts on the potent cider he used to drink but claims his problem is much better since he switched to bitter.

After several complaints from members father-of-three Maurice has been told he must leave the building when he needs to break wind. The frail widower admits he has a problem but says he often cannot make it to the door in time because his explosive flatulence takes him by surprise. He Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days blames the outbursts on the potent cider he used to drink but claims his problem is much better since he switched to bitter.

In the letter Kirkham club secretary George Shepherd warned Maurice his wind is “disgusting”. It read: “Dear Maurice after several complaints regarding your continual breaking wind farting while in the club would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors. So please take heed of this request.

Pensioner with ‘disgusting flatulence’ banned from breaking wind in social club Maurice Fox 77 is an honorary lifetime member of the Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton Devon. The retired bus driver has been drinking at the club for 20 years in the same chair but officials have now apparently decided enough was enough. Scroll down for more .

If I’ve got time and know they are coming I pop into the porch inside the door:

  • I can let go when I like at the Palace – it’s more relaxed and so am I
  • But Maurice – whose wife Pam died seven years ago – says he is”baffled” by the fruit machine warning because “I’ve never been in the money”
  • The retired bus driver has been drinking at the club for 20 years in the same chair but officials have now apparently decided enough was enough
  • Kirkham secretary George Shepherd said Maurice was a “club stalwart” – but his flatulence was now out of control
  • Scroll down for more
  • I don’t want to offend people but I am getting on a bit

. Grandfather-of-five Maurice who used to work at Heathrow Airport as a fork lift driver drinks at the Kirkham every day except on Mondays and Tuesdays when it is closed. On those days he drops into the nearby Palace Place club which he has frequented for the past Stomach Ache And Gas Lasting Days two decades without a problem.

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